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Former Florida Gov. Charlie Crist becomes a Democrat
Sat Dec 8, 2012
That's the way it works; if you have a job, you're a Republican, and when you are unemployed, you're a Democrat.
Anti-Obamacare rhetoric guts Papa John's and Applebee's reputations
Wed Dec 5, 2012
So apparently we've reached the point that speaking the truth is politically incorrect.
Cops: Substitute teacher claims 14-year-old got her pregnant
Mon Nov 5, 2012
Man, that kid just became a living legend at his school. Porking the substitute teacher is pretty close to the apex of glory a kid can aspire to, but points have to be deducted since he nailed the ugly substitute teacher.
Teacher arrested for alleged Halloween sex act
Sun Nov 4, 2012
Isn't it time to vote California out of the union?
Immigrants voting for first time: 'I have the right to have a voice'
Sat Nov 3, 2012
Because the people disagreeing are stupid Democrats, why else?
Ryan mocks Obama's 'comic book' agenda pamphlet
Thu Oct 25, 2012
Impossible is impossible. There aren't any shades of impossible. Impossibly stupid, however, is having four years on the job and finally coming up with a plan after 3 years and 50 weeks.
Beard issue again delays military trial in Fort Hood shootings
Mon Oct 22, 2012
Shave his scummy ass with a flamethrower.
Court rules Fort Hood shooting suspect Nidal Hasan must shave beard
Thu Oct 18, 2012
Waterboard him with Nair.
Sharp exchanges between Obama, Romney at second debate
Tue Oct 16, 2012
Big surprise. Obama loses again. He was ruder and pushier than usual, but he still doesn't have a clue about the economy, the military, or what most Americans think is important. Looks like this one-term failure is getting his pink slip.
Ryan did wash dirty dishes during soup kitchen visit
Tue Oct 16, 2012
Whine all you want, Democrat fools. The issue is still the economy, and your pointless and pathetic attempts to distract the voters are backfiring on you. Romney landslide 2012
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